FRIDAY'S DIRT:
KIM K'S SWOLLEN FEET:

TEEN MOM SELLING BIKINI ON EBAY:
"Teen Mom" FARRAH ABRAHAM still wants you to think she didn't mean to become a porn star. But she tried to sell the used bikini from her sex tape on eBay, and she's launching a summer tour of strip joints and an expo called Exxxotic in Fort Lauderdale.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA RETURNING TO THE VOICE:
Carson Daly has confirmed that Christina Aguilera is coming back to The Voice. According to Carson, everyone is excited for the Xtina's return.

DAVID BECKHAM RETIRING:
David Beckham has announced that this season playing for Paris Saint-Germain will be his last. The 38-year-old released a statement to thank his team for the opportunity but added that it feels like the right time to finish his career.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON JOINS ROBERT DOWNEY JR. FILM:
Scarlett Johansson is set to reteam with her Avengers costar Robert Downey Jr. for a new film from Iron Man 2 director John Favreau. The film is called Chef and follows Favreau as a top chef who hits the road with a food truck venture.

MADONNA'S LATEST HIRE:
Madonna has signed a deal with British rapper, Rita Ora for her clothing line. Rita reportedly had a 6 million British pound price tag.

MACAULAY CULKIN MAY BE SMOKING HIMSELF SICK:
The National Enquirer is reporting that Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin has a nasty habit of smoking around 60 cigarettes a day. A source told the tabloid, "He's put his nicotine addiction into overdrive. Almost every time I see him, he has a cigarette dangling from his lips and is puffing furiously. He's coughing a lot, his teeth are yellowing, and friends and family are worried he's killing himself."
THURSDAY'S DIRT:
WILL ANGELINA GET HER OVARIES REMOVED?:
ANGELINA JOLIE hasn't said what she plans to do about her increased risk of ovarian cancer . . . or when she plans to do it. But the logical next step after having her breasts removed is to give her ovaries the same treatment.
And "People" magazine says she's going to do that. But they're only getting this from an unidentified "source", not Angelina herself.

BROOKE MUELLEER WANTS HER KIDS AWAY FROM DENISE RICHARDS:
Despite being in rehab,Brooke Mueller reportedly wants her kids taken away from Denise Richards and put in the care of her brother so that she could continue to collect child support checks from Charlie Sheen. Sheen pays Brooke $55,000 a month to take care of their 4-year-old twins Bob and Max.

ASHTON AND DEMI STILL CAN'T GET DIVORCED:
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have been separated since November of 2011 and despite Ashton officially filing for divorce in December of 2012, the estranged couple cannot come to a financial settlement that would end their marriage once and for all. According to the NY Post, they continue to battle over $10 million from one of Ashton's investments.

DEMI LOVATO GOT A NEW TAT:

BEN AFFLECK TEAMING UP WITH TOMS SHOES:
Argo director Ben Affleck is collaborating with Toms shoes to create a new limited-edition line made from textiles from the Congo. For every pair purchased, $5 will be donated toward Ben's Eastern Congo Initiative in addition to Toms' donation of sending a pair of shoes to a child in need.

'ANGRY BIRDS' MOVIE TO HIT THEATERS IN 2016:
Sony has announced plans to bring a film version of Angry Birds to the big screen on July 1st, 2016. The movie will be based on the game that has been downloaded 1.7 billion times and will be produced by the people behind Despicable Me and Iron Man.
MELISSA JOAN HART CANCELS KICKSTARTER:
Sabrina the Teenage Witchstar Melissa Joan Hart was forced to end the Kickstarter campaign for her film Darci's Walk of Shame due to lack of interest. Hart aimed to raise $2 million for the film but only managed to rake in $51,000 before calling off the fundraising efforts.
CONNIE CHUNG HELPS HER HUSBAND CELEBRATE HIS 2,500TH SHOW:
Connie Chung surprised her husband Maury Povich on set for the 2,500th episode of his show by jumping out of cake and giving him a big kiss to congratulate him. The episode airs on Friday.
First it was heroin . . . now the tabloids say MACAULAY CULKIN is SMOKING himself to death. He's supposedly up to three packs a day.
WEDNESDAY'S DIRT:
BEYONCE CANCELS SHOW:
Beyonce cancelled her Belgium concert on Tuesday due to dehydration and exhaustion. According to The Associated Press, her rep said that the superstar was scheduled to perform at the Sportpaleis in Antwerp, but her doctors ordered her to rest.

SELENA GOMEZ TOUR RIDER:
Selena Gomez's tour rider is a lot easier to accomplish than most other pop artists. She told Us Weekly, that she has a list of low-key demands.
She said, "Incense, pickles always. I don't know. I actually have a boring rider. I'll be honest. . . ramen. That's what I have! I'm more about food -- and apparently incense!"

BIEBER IS NOT WELL LIKED:
Apparently people don't like Justin Bieber. According to a recent Public Policy Polling group, Bieber received 54% in unfavourable ratings and just 20 percent on the likability scale.

RIHANNA AS A BLOND:

'HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE' POSTER REVEALED:
The first official poster for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire has been released and features Katniss standing high among the clouds while holding onto her bow and arrow. The tagline on the poster is a line taken from the book which reads, "The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand." Take a look: http://bit.ly/18J4rUn
LINDSAY LOHAN IS ADJUSTING TO REHAB:
Despite being upset over being denied Adderall in rehab, sources are saying the Lindsay Lohan is adjusting well in treatment. E! Online is reporting that Lindsay's daily routine includes waking up early to attend group meetings, being in bed with lights out by 10 p.m., and two free hours of free time for physical activity.

BROOKE MUELLER WENT TO REHAB WHILE PREG:
CHARLIE SHEEN'S ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER is currently in rehab, and Charlie's OTHER ex, DENISE RICHARDS, has custody of Charlie and Brooke's 4-year-old twin sons Bob and Max.
Well, according to RadarOnline.com, Brooke has been to rehab 20 TIMES . . . and two of those times were when she was pregnant with Bob and Max. And both times, she was being treated for her addiction to CRYSTAL METH.

J LO HEADED TO THE HAMPTONS:
Jennifer Lopez has reportedly purchased an 8,5000-square-foot mansion in the Hamptons. She picked up the Water Mill beach has for a little less than $10 million. The house has a theater, sauna, steam room and tennis courts. The house lies on three acres.
MARC ANTHONY BUYS A HOUSE:
Marc Anthony just spent $2.5 million on a 6,2000-square-foot home in the San Fernando Valley. The home reportedly has 6 bedrooms, 7.5 bathrooms, a fountain pool, spa and gym. It also has its own separate pool house.
AMY'S WINEHOUSE UNSEEN PHOTOS:
Amy Winehouse's life is going to be honored in different forums this summer. London's Jewish Museum in Camden will launch an exhibition titled, "Amy Winehouse: A Family Portrait" in July. It will feature never-before-seen photographs of the late singer and her family. Meanwhile, a new book called, Amy Winehouse - The Untold Story will tell the tale of Amy's toxic relationship with her drug-addicted husband,Blake Fielder.
SNL SHAKEUP:
Saturday Night Live will have its season finale this Saturday (May 18th) and the episode will be the last for at least one long-time cast member. Bill Hader has announced that he will not be returning to the show next season.
He told the New York Times, "It was a hard decision, but it has to happen at some point. It got to a point where I said, 'Maybe it's just time to go.'" Bill revealed that the departures of Kristen Wiig and Andy Samberg last season and a desire to move his family to L.A. contributed to his decision to quit.
HOLLYWOOD RANDOMS:
CHRIS BROWN says his new single "They Don't Know" will feature previously unreleased music from AALIYAH, who died in 2001.
PBS will premiere Season Four of "Downton Abbey" on Sunday, January 5th.
HOLLY MADISON'S baby-daddy is facing 13 years in prison for bribery, embezzlement and other charges.
TUESDAY'S DIRT:
ANGELINA JOLIE HAD HER BOOBS REMOVED:
ANGELINA JOLIE has revealed that she had both breasts removed after her doctor told her she had a high risk of breast cancer. Obviously, she had them surgically reconstructed. She says, quote, "I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity." She also praised BRAD PITT for supporting her through the whole thing.

ANGIE EVERHART HAS THYROID CANCER:
ANGIE EVERHART is undergoing surgery today for thyroid cancer. Her rep says, quote, "The prognosis is good . . . and Angie expects to be back to work and to mommy duties in a few weeks."

BABY #2 FOR BEYONCE?:
A source has revealed that Beyonce is not pregnant with her second child. Rumors have been swirling that the superstar is expecting -- and The New York Post posted a story about it yesterday. Several sources say that rumor is not true. A source said, "This rumor again? Don't be silly."

CHARLIE SHEEN FLEW DENISE RICHARDS HOME FOR MOTHER'S DAY:
For most people, a typical Mother's Day gift is usually a card, flowers, or maybe a small token of appreciation. In Hollywood, the grander the gesture the better -- even for former spouses. Denise Richards tweeted to her fans from Charlie Sheen's jet on Sunday which he sent to take her home from the set of her new TV show to take their kids to school.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOT BRACES...INVISALIGN!

CHRISTINA AND CEE LO COMING BACK TO THE VOICE:
CHRISTINA AGUILERA and CEE LO GREEN are reportedly in talks to return to "The Voice". And Christina may be getting a deal worth at least $12 million. It's unclear if ADAM LEVINE and BLAKE SHELTON are planning on returning, or if they're going to sit the next season out.

SELENA GOMEZ IS SINGLE:
Selena Gomez is implying that her and Justin Bieber are not back together. According to a recent interview, Selena was asked if she saw a boy walking down the street and he asked her out, would she go on a date? Selena replied with a "Yep." The interviewer than asked if she was completely available in every way and Selena again said, "Yep!"

JESSICA MAD AT NICK LACHEY:
Jessica Simpson is reportedly really upset at Nick Lachey for talking about her dad in an interview on Bravo last week. According to Radar Online, Jessica was not pleased that Nick made a joke about Joe and Tina's divorce.
HOLLY MADISON REVEALS WEDDING DATE:
Former Girls Next Door star Holly Madison has announced that she will be marrying her boyfriend Pasquale Rotella on August 14th. The news was revealed during Holly's documentary special called Holly Has a Baby which aired on E! on May 12th . Holly's baby Rainbow Aurora was born on March 5th.
GRAMMYS ANNOUNCE DATES:
The Recording Academy and CBS have announced dates for the 56th and 57th Annual Grammy Awards in 2014 and 2015. The 56th Annual Grammy Awards will take place at the Staples Center on Sunday, January 26, 2014 live on CBS. The 57th Annual Grammy Awards will air live on CBS on Sunday, February, 8, 2015.
LADY GAGA PERFORMS AGAIN:
Lady Gaga performed at the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York City over the weekend when she joined Brian Newman on stage. Newman tweeted, "Thanks to the 1&only @ladygaga for coming out to @GPHhotel tonight an singing a song!!" It was Gaga's first time on stage since she was forced to cancel the remainder of her Born This Way Ball.
NBC TO AIR LIVE STAGING OF 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC':
NBC has announced plans to air a three-hour live staging of The Sound of Music on Thursday, December 5th. Carrie Underwood has been cast to as the lead role of Maria previously played by Julie Andrews in the film version.
RE-RELEASE OF 'DJANGO UNCHAINED' FLOPS IN CHINA:
A newly edited version of Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained flopped after being re-released in China over the weekend. The film was yanked from theaters last month to have some scenes containing nudity taken out but the new version earned far below expectations.
REPORTER FLUB TO MATTHEW PERRY:
Friends star Matthew Perry was being interview by a sideline reporter at an L.A. Kings game on Friday when he was congratulated on some big news that was announced earlier that day. Unfortunately for the reporter, the big news was actually the cancellation of Matthew's NBC show Go On.
MONDAY'S DIRT:
BARBARA WALTERS RETIRING:
Barbara Walters will be announcing on The View today that she'll be retiring next summer, with ABC saying late last night that until then, Walters will continue to anchor and report for the network, anchor specials, and appear on The View. She will also remain executive producer of the weekday talk show.

KATE MIDDLETON'S DUE DATE REVEALED:
A friend of Prince William and Kate Middleton revealed to UK's Daily Mail that Kate's baby is due July 13th. The source said, "Some of William's closest pals were at a barbecue hosted by a family friend of the Royals recently. They were all discussing the fact that Kate's baby is due to be born on July 13."

TEEN MOM BOUGHT PREGNANCY TEST:
This may just be a publicity stunt to hype her sex video, but "Teen Mom" skank FARRAH ABRAHAM was spotted at a pharmacy buying a pregnancy test.

BIEBER DRINKING UNDERAGE:
JUSTIN BIEBER posted a picture of himself and a friend drinking beer. Now, Justin is 19 years old . . . but the picture was taken in South Africa, where he's currently on tour, and where the drinking age is 18. So it's all good.

LOHAN WANTS OUT OF REHAB ALREADY:
LINDSAY LOHAN wants to leave Betty Ford because they took away her Adderall. Supposedly, the clinic's doctors assessed her and decided she doesn't need it, and so she wants out. But supposedly, her judge has said that if she pulls any more rehab shenanigans, she's going to jail.

SURI CRUISE MAY BE GETTING A FASHION LINE:
7-year-old Suri Cruise is rumored to be earning a $2.3 million paycheck to launch her own children's clothing label called Suri. According to The Sun, the collection will reportedly debut in a New York department store this fall.

KATE UPTON CONFIRMS HER BOOBS ARE REAL:
Kate Upton appears on the cover of Vogue's June issue where she discusses the people who criticize her curvy body despite being one of the most successful models in the industry today. She tells the magazine, "The things that they're rejecting are things that I can't change. I can't change my bra size. They're natural! I can work out and I can stay healthy and motivated, but I can't change some things."

THE TANNING MOM WILL BE IN A PORN:
"Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil is doing porn. But the good news is, SHE WON'T BE HAVING SEX, or even taking her clothes off. She's making a cameo in a gay porno flick called "Kings of New York". And they're paying her $1,000.
SETH MEYERS NOW HOSTING LATE NIGHT:
It's official: SETH MEYERS from "Saturday Night Live" will take over for JIMMY FALLON on "Late Night" next year . . . after Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show". Seth will remain on "SNL" through this fall, until he leaves in January to begin preparing for "Late Night".
IRON MAN STILL NUMBER 1:
"The Great Gatsby" had a great debut with $51.1 million . . . but it wasn't enough to overtake "Iron Man 3", which once again took the top spot with $72.5 million.
IS BEYONCE THE CELEBRITY THAT MOST WOMEN WANT TO LOOK LIKE?:
Ladies - do you try to look like Beyonce when you're hitting the club? According to theUK's Daily Mail, in a study of more than 500,000 participants in Britain, women aspire to look like Beyonce when going out for a night on the town. Bey beat out Rihanna andKim Kardashian -- who were also named in the study.
BEYONCE DROPS $26,000 ON DRINKS FOR HER CREW:
In other news, according to The UK Sun, to celebrate her final show in London last week, Beyonce dropped $26,000 on alcohol at a Champagne bar in London for her crew. A source said, "Beyonce wanted to say thanks to all of the backing dancers, crew and everyone else involved with putting on the six shows. Between the lot of them they managed to drink their way through more than $26,000 worth of booze in just a few hours."
NBC CANCELS SMASH:
NBC won't officially announce their schedule for next season until later TODAY . . . but over the weekend, word got out that they will NOT be bringing back "Smash", "The New Normal", or MATTHEW PERRY'S show, "Go On". The news show "Rock Center with Brian Williams" has also been axed. Meanwhile, "Community" will be coming back for a fifth season.